Toaster Mage (noun)

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster OR a Toaster Oven.
5.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!

There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.

by Haukness January 24, 2005

Toaster Mage

Some Guy that loves Pie

"Remotocon: you must love pie
ToasterMage: yes"

by Gotmad (Remotocon) January 27, 2005

Testeria

Antonym of hysteria. Obsessively technical state, with insufficient regard to subjective charge. Putting the collective before the individual, or the project before the self.

Monty Python's Black Knight displayed satirical levels of Testeria.

by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015

Toaster Strudle

(Verb) When you burn someone alive (mainly a women) and cum on them in a curved line like a toaster strudle

Guy: What you finna gonna do later?
You; Shiet, finna gonna toaster strudle yo ass, no homo

by illLocus May 15, 2018

soup taster face

soup taster face - Is one who pulls abnormal faces whilst tasting some delicious or horrible soup. if one likes the soup, the soup tasting face might be a very cheerful face, if one finds the soup appears to be a bit iffy then this face will be horrendous!!

'flipping heck check, that dudes soup taster face!!'

ask yourself and others this - 'whats your soup taster face?'

by zander1988d February 4, 2010

tosser

Someone who has no sexual activity whatsoever so masturbates as he cannot get a girlfreind

Liam (satchmo) Porkavitch

by Tomo March 26, 2003

Random Breast Tester

a homosexual male person

by Anonymous March 22, 2003