Thug Meat

a huge black penis bigger then the human eye can comprehend

that thug meat looked like godzillas tail !

by LostxArcid May 5, 2016

Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023

Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.

Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.

by Did you say Groovy? October 18, 2022

snake meat

Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness

Wow! This snake meat tastes like chicken!

by Skarchy May 3, 2020

Hoho Meat

The substance found in the clogged arteries of the big fat fatty that just dropped dead of a heart attack.

Doctor, what was the cause of death?

It was a heart attack due to Fatty McFatfat's arteries being clogged with hoho meat.

by lowdogman July 28, 2011

Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

by joshwua915 March 30, 2022

Meat puck

A cold plain hamburger Patty between two untoasted buns.

I am hungry and it's late, I want a meat puck

by Mr saw September 1, 2017