Cops

Disgusting pieces of racist shit

Cops are fucking cows bro

by Daddy568 September 6, 2020

I donate to the cops

What a real baddie says to people who dares to make him angry especially with his country cuties.

Person 1: Hey is it okay if I live here?

Person 2: No I donate to the cops. “The Baddie”
Person 1: Mhm sure you do adopt me!
Person 2: *Punches to Ground* “The Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

Custody-by-Cop

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.

Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.

by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025

cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.

Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

cop-pucker

Cop-pucker: someone who kisses the ass of every cop that he/she encounters, regardless if the cop is 💯 a law enforcement stranger!

Kyra: gurl, that thot is undeniably quite the cop-pucker! It’s aggy to see her in cop-kiss-ass-mode! Sick af

Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred

Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!

by Savannah La June 19, 2020

Cop-Rusal

when a frantic ex calls cops on a big, angry, high, ex con to punch her out....cops come, and mr. almost always REFUSE to obey COP demands.......i.e. Cop - Rusal. ...merch they didn't pay for...but took anyway..........Cop Rusal....... obey all laws and avoid these situations, yo

LaShawn and Orpheeneesha Terrell were telling me at the bail bond store that many of the lower rung of humans in whatever city have the nerve to say cops are corrupt Cop-Rusal to that, Girlfriend. Cops should Refuse or Cop-Rusal to be treated so unfairly. If Dontell and L'Roy obeyed cop instructions.......right?

by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020

Cop In Pocket

When you have committed a crime and you have a cop in your pocket, that means you have a police officer friend who will manipulate police reports to help you avoid arrest or legal accountability for crimes you have bragged about committing.

I got a Cop In Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022