come from knowing you could’ve got your class mug in October but waited to the spring now everyone’s got one and you don’t and your crying and alone
person 1: bro didn’t you hear about Austin
person 2: no what happen
person 1: he got post mug-syndrome and he’s been crying all night and threatening to commit suicide
person 2: no what happen
person 1: he got post mug-syndrome and he’s been crying all night and threatening to commit suicide
by bigbrrrr420 September 27, 2021

by bori leigh July 11, 2023

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

n. A slick, swick, spick-and-span contraption that Urban Dictionary tries to sell you no matter which word you look up. If you pour liquid into it, it won't spill(whoa! - IKR). Unless of course you have previously dropped it, or have forcefully impacted it as such that its physical properties have been altered. In such cases, it will have become a shard, an ex-mug, or simply, rekt.
Mugger: Don't panic; gimme all your dosh and nobody gets hurt!
Shop Owner: Can't you see I'm having me cuppa, you pillock?
Mugger: Ah don't care! Put it down and empty da cash drawer, now!
Shop Owner: That crosses the line you little-
Mugger: shivers and scampers off
*there will probably be a mug displayed around here*
Shop Owner: Can't you see I'm having me cuppa, you pillock?
Mugger: Ah don't care! Put it down and empty da cash drawer, now!
Shop Owner: That crosses the line you little-
Mugger: shivers and scampers off
*there will probably be a mug displayed around here*
by diddledawdle July 15, 2017

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug
Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache
by Tom691738 July 18, 2018
