cake zombie

Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".

They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.

"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."

by ohnoesitsthesurge June 25, 2008

easy cake

when you're at a party and you see a female with a phat caboose dropping it low on every dude

friend: yo dog you trying to get some action tonight?
me: is that even a question?
friend: hell yea dude! this place is filled with easy cake!

by reggie the clown February 27, 2019

anal cakes

Shit

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!

by Burger70 February 23, 2010

Cake hacking

The action of modifying a cake mix to personal specifications to give it a homemade taste.

I'm cake hacking this recipe because I am adding chocolate chips and honey to the mix. All my cakes are cake hacked. I really love cake hacking. This cake hack is delicious. This cake has been hacked.

by The Cake Hacker January 19, 2015

hoe cakes

two large cheeks of the buttocks

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

cake by the ocean

Girls with awesome ass(ets) showing off their wares at the beach.

Heather: great workout. I feel awesome!
Lori: I know me too!
Heather: wanna go shake some cake by the ocean and catch some rays?
Lori: Bitch you're on!

by Newfiediver January 22, 2016

take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

by lunar shadows January 28, 2005