cake asshole

That guy who takes the biggest slice of cake at an office party, leaving the remaining 30 people to fight over scraps.

Employee 1: That intern took 1/3 of Jenny's birthday cake, and he doesn't even know her.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.

by csharpdev July 12, 2012

anal cakes

Shit

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!

by Burger70 February 24, 2010

faking caking

A relationship that is fake.

"Hey did you know that Jack hooked up with Jill?"
"They're pretending, their just faking caking."

by that_boy_16 January 03, 2014

the cake is a spy

It is.

THE CAKE IS A SPY! I SHOT IT! SHOOT IT AGAIN IT'S GOT DEAD RINGER!!!!!

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi September 04, 2015

hoe cakes

two large cheeks of the buttocks

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

cake by the ocean

Girls with awesome ass(ets) showing off their wares at the beach.

Heather: great workout. I feel awesome!
Lori: I know me too!
Heather: wanna go shake some cake by the ocean and catch some rays?
Lori: Bitch you're on!

by Newfiediver November 17, 2015

take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

by lunar shadows January 29, 2005