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Taint

The small patch of skin between your ass and your balls. It’s your “taint”! Tis not your ass, it’s not your balls, it’s your “taint”
To put a man on his ass you kick him in his “taint”. His eyes will widen and his lips will look like “oh shit” Tickle his fancy, tickle his “taint” A new fragrance for men by Calvin Klein called “taint” 🙊
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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The Tainted Rose

Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?

Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!
by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022
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Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022
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Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.
My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.
by seemslikeit March 7, 2022
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taint play

To play with one’s taint
Hey babe how’s about a little taint play before bed?
by Bryerk1 June 12, 2021
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Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!
by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024
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Taint

Is between the anus and scrotum in the male not to be confused for Gooch which is between the anus and vulva in the female.
Todd's boyfriend is very pleased with his new Taint Tickler
by LeakySecretion December 3, 2024
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