near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.

Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.

by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008

Tainted Love

When your girlfriend filly let’s you back into her vagina, because she has been starting fights with you for weeks to not have to fuck you. Only to the find out her vagina has been stretched open by another man, because you have a smaller than normal penis

The love my girlfriend gives me is tainted love

by 99_Problems April 12, 2022

pissy taint

When you piss on her taint for her

I love it when he gives me a pissy taint

by Her baby's daddy February 27, 2017

Taint

Taint

What is taint

by anonymous August 25, 2022

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.

After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.

by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015