swamp mouth

An extreme breakout of cold sores/fever blisters around the oral cavity. Can extend to the nose, chin and cheeks in severe cases.

Dude, she looks clean now, but last month she had a rough case of swamp mouth. Yeesh.

by Igger Ook November 9, 2005

Swamp Donkey

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.

Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!

by M. Stenersen December 28, 2005

Florida Swamp Squirt

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover

How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt

by Swampy69 August 18, 2018

Purple swamp hen

When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.

Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.

by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 9, 2022

Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

Swamp monster pussy

When her pussy is soo rank and soo bad it rots your dick off. Just like a swamp monster.

"You here about that girl in Clarksville?"

She got that real swamp monster pussy.

by 3rd gen July 9, 2021