Queer Surfing

Much like cruising for chicks. Queer Surfing is the act of going out to intentionally meet and possibly take home a queer.

Dude last night I went to the bar and I got so drunk I started Queer Surfing.

by Don Spring with Coco Franklin February 8, 2012

Hushpuppy Surprise

When you drunkenly vomit all over a girl in her bed right before you're finally about to get laid for the first time.

Andrew was about to finally lose his virginity thanks to copious amounts of alcohol when he suddenly gave the girl a Hushpuppy Surprise in her bed and was promptly kicked out of the house.

by Babyboar October 21, 2012

Scene surfer

Urban chameleons. These are the kids you'll see at a rave one night and a punk show the next. They blend in with every crowd, although are not completely accepted by all. Known for being really intelligent and beautiful, although not necessarily in the mainstream sense. NOT HIPSTERS. There's like fifteen or sixteen per town.

A: I saw that kid at the {generic punk band name} show last night! What's he doing going to a jazz club?
C: He's a scene surfer.

by istudyripcity June 23, 2012

Kopke Surprise

When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.

You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.

I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.

I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.

I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.

by Arsebadger May 5, 2014

thotie surpreme

a thotie supreme is the lord of all thots, her pussy is a familiar face to every nigga on the surface of the earth

sharkeisha: i dated every nigga in the hood
barbie: shut up hoe you the lord of all thots a thotie surpreme

how to spot a thotie supreme

.her pussy smell like a fish market
.your niggas have a map of each crease in her camel toe
.answers questions in class by raising her stank legs
.can describe the shape, colour and taste of every dick she's ever known
. in extreme cases sucks dick in a stairwell

by mr.whyte March 15, 2015

Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.

Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.

by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016