spergatroid

A mild insult applied to someone who exhibits nerdy or socially awkward behavior resembling one of the symptoms of Asberger Syndrome; for example, the repetitive door-knocking by the character Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory. Adapted from the "Heavens to Murgatroyd" exclamation by the cartoon character Snagglepuss on The Yogi Bear Show.

He's such a spergatroid. He can quote any scene from Star Trek but can't flirt with a girl.

by tjhiggin February 10, 2015

Sperm Whale

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014

spergaceti

The gross amount of awkward conversations and moments attributed to one with aspergers or a similar mental condition. Used in a similar manner as spermaceti.

Guy 1: Hey man, what was up with you and Issac?
Guy 2: I had to get out of that conversation, it was dripping with spergaceti

by Carlos Montenegro April 12, 2016

Sperm tears

The act of crying sperm through your eyes.

Don’t lie to me girl, I can see your sperm tears! Tell me what happened.

by Spinner23 May 17, 2018

sperm-off

When two guys engage in double vaginal with the goal of knocking up the girl. Winner is the guy that winds up knocking her up with the loser having to suck him off.

Jessica: I'm still a little sore from that sperm-off last night
Kate: Which guy do you think will win?
Jessica: Well I would love to have Steve's baby in me, but it would also be so hot to watch him suck off Mike.

by IshtarsSon July 23, 2023

e-sperm

Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.

Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.

by Reaperboy March 28, 2009

marko šperanda

Autistic guy

Marko Šperanda the king of autism.

by Peter Pork November 28, 2017