afk sleeping

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

by Bonjouri May 20, 2014

Turkey Stepping

An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.

'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.

by riddz April 26, 2015

bitch slipping

Slipping right up under the worlds biggest whore,slut,etc... And being taken for the ride of your life then rejected

That dude just went bitch slipping what a looser

by Pika22 July 22, 2016

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

ice slapping

Freezing ones balls and then fucking a girl doggy style in the ass so the now hard and cold balls slap against her pussy making it tighter for when you enter her

P1: man I was ice slapping her so hard last night, my balls were numb!
P2: i bet she was tight as fuck.

by crystalclear_water July 15, 2016

chubb-slopping

The disgusting and oft-times violent act of large-breasted women of generous size slapping over-sized tits or bellyfat onto tiny men for sexual gratification.

Samantha just showed me all these fucked-up bruises on her face, neck, and back...and get this: she was super-psyched about it. Slutty bitch must've been chubb-slopping all night!

by ShetlandJ December 26, 2016

Skinny Slipping

The action of slathering oneself in Vaseline, or another lubricating substance, and slipping until your heart's content

"where's Lauren?"
"she's in the bathroom skinny slipping like usual"

by skinnyslipper February 26, 2017