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Mjolnir Slam

A burn or insult in its most harsh aspect. Reserved and used for making fun of and/or reprimanding anyone who deserves such a remark (i.e: pedophiles...) Can also be used as a threat. Used as a noun or verb. Also see Mjolnir}
a) You're dating a 14 year old and you're 18??? I'm going to mjolnir slam your ass.

b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.

c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.
by ironchoad November 10, 2008
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slam

to tune cars, particulary used for foreign cars.
"he slamed his civic good, ants have to duck when he rolls by?"

"i love my car, i just need to slam to the ground, then its perfect"
by Fabstar October 5, 2005
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slamburger

A position in an MMF threesome branching off of the standard missionary position such that the first man is on the bottom, the girl straddles him and lays on his stomach and the other gentleman enters her from behind. The two gentlemen make up the buns of this 'hamburger' while the fine lady in question is the meat. This can work as both a standard DP or as a DV or DA, though the latter two are certainly only recommended if the meat has said experience.
Man, that sorority party was great. No one appreciates a slamburger like the girls of Alpha Sigma Sigma.
by mixxerlol December 30, 2008
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slam slam oh hawt dayumm

a pharse said when someone sexy walks by
Haley: "Zach is about to walk by"
Amanda " Slam Slam Oh Hawt Dayumm"
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slam dancing

a queer form of moshing in which little emo kids participate in because they are scared of getting their ass whooped in a true pit, consists of flailing ur arms around making urself look stupid
"i hate emo kids, them and their gay slam dancing"
"yeah, idiots. lets go jump in the pit and get fucked up."
by anti-emo999 November 8, 2005
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clam slam

The female version of the "bag tag" when one person (usually female) hits another in the vagina.
"hey girl! what's up?"
(vagina hit)
"Clam Slam!!!"
by sircuzfreek June 2, 2009
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Slam Fart

To fart violently; a loud, vibration making, release of bodily gases.
He slam farted the whole couch.
by Dr. Kronner May 5, 2011
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