skeet

To ejaculate on one's face.

I'd like to skeet that bitch.

by Chief Slapa Cracka September 22, 2005

Skeet

When a male releases his natural fluids.

Those are the whitest teeth I have skeet across.

P.S Have a skeetn' good evenin'

by Smoke March 20, 2004

skeet

a mans sperm

When Beth sucked Bobs dick she had skeet on her face

by Carmen Jones March 28, 2004

skeet

Taken from the Manx (Isle of Man) for "News", "Gossip", or "Peek". 'Skeet' mean to have a nosey into something, either somebody elses business, or anything else that requires you to "look".

The term can also mean "deal" or "business".

"Alright there yessir? Got any skeet?"

Hello there my friend, have you heard any gossip recently?

"Just gna take a skeet out the window"

I'm going to have a look out the window, maybe there are some scally fights worth watching.

"So there fella, whats the skeet here?"

So what's the deal with this then mate?

(Man takes out a newspaper) "Just reading the skeet.."

I'm just reading the news.

by zoeeeee March 14, 2007

skeetastic

describes a man who just skeeted all over his partners face or in another words someone who just blew a huge load in someones dome piece

teddy just had a skeetastic moment,

matt is holding the biggest skeetastic even today

by Matt kornacki January 21, 2008

Skeet

1- To Sperm
2- Cocaine

"I Skeeted on that bitches face"
"Yo dawg, You wanna get some skeet?"

by huntadizzlefoshizzle April 27, 2008

premeet skeet

Masterbating the night before a track meet

Our track team does a premeet skeet before championships each year

by Austinthetrackdude May 6, 2014