The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

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Smoking SideWays

when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.

Person 1: ___ was a great movie!

Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.

by immortalgoat March 6, 2018

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Sunny Sideways

When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.

If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner May 13, 2018

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The reaction you have when your middle-aged friend, who doesnt understand technology, takes a selfie, but the camera is meticulously positioned in such a way as to diminish wrinkles since they have never heard of photoshop. The resulting photo then makes them look like a serial axe murderer since a fear of showing their wrinkles means they would never smile for the selfie. It becomes more absurd when they actually think they had taken a good photo all the while you seem to die a little inside.

Marissa: I want to meet you in person.
Johnny: got pics?
Marissa: sure .(sends pics)
Johnny: wtf, why do you look like you hunt and kill innocence?
Marissa: wtffff...shut yo ass up bitch. You just jealous cause I'm fabulous.
Johnny: oodie shnew.

by Depelated August 6, 2018

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opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018

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