Ghost of the Shits

1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).

1.)

Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.

2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.

3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.

Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?

Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.

by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014

50,000 give a shits

I really really don’t give a shit!

I don’t like your hat bro. 50,000 give a shits.

by Everybodyonabike February 9, 2018

When A Donkey Shits An Apple

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly

“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off

by DJ The Guy May 6, 2018

Hey y’all shits

A night of shot gunning a porch pack of hey y’all’s will make you shit liquid in the morning.

Bro, the hey y’all shits just hit me so hard, I’ll be 2 minutes.

by CADgirlsgone2wild September 1, 2019

giggles and shits

The incorrect way of saying shits and giggles

P1: ay yo bruh let's do *Insert Thing Here* for giggles and shits
P2: Its shits and giggles

by Nekromancers October 4, 2020

the shins

The Shins N.Another extremely overrated indie band, unfortunatley made famous by the "tries way to hard to seem indie and quirky" movie Garden State. With a couple nice songs were deemed the god of "indie bands" Their song New Slang featured in the movie, was called "a song that would change your life" although hardly anyone knows what the song is even about, but you seem to meet a lot of Shins fans who like them because it seemed cool.

Shins Fan: That movie was right, New Slang like changes your life. All of The Shins songs their songs are so good.

Me: Whats so life changing? Do you even understand the lyrics?

Shins Fan, singing to the song: "New slang when you notice the stripes..."

by The Telephone Wires January 9, 2008

shants

The combination of both pants and shorts. Shants are actually shorts for large people, but when purchased 10 sizes to big they become shants. Shants should be very baggy and come down to around the ankle.

Shants are the official clothing of Hitmakerz Entertainment. Shants are great for people who can afford shorts, but can't quite afford pants.

by Rob Hoover August 5, 2007