shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier.

Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house, and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

by Pepe501 June 12, 2024

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Shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier. The animal variants of the shitweasel tend to be smaller dogs or cats that urinate and defecate behind and/or under furniture, primarily on carpet.

In a sentence example: Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.

by Pepe501 June 13, 2024

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Shiftsky

A whiskey drink after a long shift.

I could really use a shiftsky after today

by Tmillie June 24, 2024

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shift

A way to say shut up or be quiet as a reference to games like CSGO or Valorant where "shift walking" is silent

James: "You know i just got a new boat and a new phone and a new bed and-"

John:"Shift bro"

by qeclan June 26, 2024

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shift+search+l

Trick you can irritate your friends with if they have a Chromebook, the shortcut causes their Chromebook to go to homepage where after they'll have to type their password to get back to the page they were first. But this trick is way less powerful then the almighty trick "ctrl+shift+qq"

Student 1: How's it goingggg?
Student 2: Look there.
Student 2: "taps shift+search+l"
Student 1: Aw come on man, why do you have to be so irritating?
Student 3: Sneaks a "ctrl+shift+qq" while they're arguing.
Student 2: Oh come on man, now we'll have to log all the way back in to get back to where we were in our history project.
Student 1: If it's all gone, you're done for student 3.

by Rish-the_dictionarist November 23, 2024

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