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retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.
I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.
retard wrangler by Leanne May 28, 2003

Retard Fish Frog 

A Marine life-form that first came onto land on the Onslow County Beach grounds. Later they retard fish frogs began starting the podunk town of Jacksonville, NC.
Shane Bock and his family's decendants are Retard Fish Frogs. Any Jacksonville, NC born person.
a party you feel like you've been at before because all the same drunk assholes are there.
Look at all those crunken fools. I swear I am having a reparte moment.
Reparte by Scribbling Dame January 26, 2010

Full Retard 

Going ~: not detecting a troll, doing something really stupid or asking a really dumb question.
You just went full retard. Never go full retard.
Full Retard by Gouatsie June 10, 2015
Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.
"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"
Restard by Cheesemania April 27, 2007

retardaranger

A complete moron, and/or retard. Easily comparable to a power ranger.
Calm down, why are you so stupid u retardaranger!
retardaranger by Neiler May 21, 2008