Paddywhack

A boozed out, insane Irish girl

Ginger was actin’ drunk and crazy before her potato soup dinner so I called her a paddywhack and left.

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

lust puddle

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.

Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.

by augratin April 28, 2007

Chocolate pudding

A sweet chocolate flavored custard-like pudding usually thickened with flour rather than eggs.

Pudding, sometimes shortened to "pud" /pʊd/ - any various soft sweet desserts thickened usually with flour and baked or boiled or steamed.

Person 1: "What are we having for dessert?"
Person 2: "Chocolate pud".
Person 3: "YES! I LOVE chocolate pudding!"

by Narocia Volkov March 17, 2017

zip zap paddywhack

To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.

"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"

"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"

"Sweet I love fat whores too!"

by PhilFranklin February 22, 2008

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

by Darklord185 January 27, 2017

Sprinkle the pudding

before sex u take colon cough, then right after you finish you get up and spray nasty diarrhea all over ur partner

Guy 1-what did u do last night?

Guy 2-i went to my girlfriends house to sprinkle the pudding on her

Guy 1-how did that go?

Guy 2-she dumped me

by S.G.C February 28, 2011

puddykips

puddykips is a word meaning pedo but in a secret language so the pedos don’t know you’re talking about this

“hey max that man is being a real puddykip”

“puddykips these days. smh”

by crackheadshi101 May 17, 2018