poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.

"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)

by D Rex December 15, 2007

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

brain poon

masturbation

scott and ryan got some brain poon

by zachcameupwiththeword August 24, 2008

Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface February 20, 2009

Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.

"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"

by Martinez53 October 24, 2008