Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people

I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party

by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024

pool caddie

Someone who prefers swimming in pools over lakes, in other words, an idiot

Joe is being a pool caddie and not going in the lake

by Name469 October 22, 2020

fill the barbie pool

During sex when the man ejaculates into the woman's belly button.

Man, my girl is pissed at me again, last night I decided to fill the Barbie pool.

by Assface95 June 11, 2018

Tim Pool DOJ

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?

Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

pooling out

1. Freaking out but with way less energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man?
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025