peach fogger

When women's shaved pussy is farted on.

while she was pegging her boyfriend he delivered a peach fogger as he came.

by Get Carter December 19, 2015

Peach on the beech

To bear your behind on the beech particilarly if it gets sun burned

Look at that chap what a peach on the beech

by LondonTwonnock November 26, 2016

Peach

Peach is a princess in the Mario franchise. She is the ultimate damsel in distress. If used in conversation ; she is a stereotypical blonde, depends on men and is definantly not a feminist. All the guys would think she's hot, but if they were in a relationship with her, they would give up because she is too hard to please.

Boy 1: Man, she is hawt!
Boy 2: Go ahead and try! She is a total Peach.

by Daisyistoolit December 20, 2016

peaches are owned by people

A person dominating another person for fun and among other things

Cat-peaches are owned by people

Em-why do you say that
Cat-because peaches and somebody has to own you
Em-are you messing with me
Cat-no

by Catmessingwithemily01 February 8, 2017

patch whore

A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.
Usually hangs around one club until every member has had her then moves on to another. Eventually finding a member that keeps her.

Shelby really shows her support for the club. She only fucks club members, she's a patch whore.

That patch whore fucked her way right up to the president.

by VFFV2213 August 31, 2017

patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

patch hopper

A sleezy bitch that jumps from member to member of motorcycle clubs. The woman is usually a dirty slut that only cares about being with a guy who has a bike and has no self respect.

Beth is such a patch hopper. She only fucks
guys in MC’s.

by mamabear81 December 31, 2017