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No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.
Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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TSA Pants

Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.
Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.
by vorduul April 15, 2014
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Angsty-Pants

In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.
Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."
by The Horn'd One August 18, 2011
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aggy pants

a term used to describe someone who is easily aggitated.
-"your so infuriating!"

-"calm down aggy pants!"
by lois hamper January 29, 2009
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No pants time

When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.
Jamal: hey Tyrone

Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)
by friendlyleader November 9, 2019
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broga pants

Yoga pants wore by either:

1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.

2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”

“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
by Slim_peter December 20, 2019
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Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag
"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"
by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020
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