by duckmans December 02, 2011
An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
by Pskills43 January 28, 2020
A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 09, 2022
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
by Broken toaster January 10, 2018
by Ol'banana December 06, 2021