office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.
Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.
by parkca01 July 9, 2010
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The Office of the Former President (N) Noun :Location:
On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
Before Donald Trump there was no Office of the president Elect, or The office of the Former President, this is because Donald Trump is a creator. He creates, Jobs, Prosperity, Hope, Opportunity zones, freedom, stronger military , american greatness!
by BDHN January 26, 2021
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Officer Tatum

Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?
Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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A "Bodycam-Off Police Officer" refers to a wonderful Peace Officer who conveniently 'forgets' to turn on their body camera, allowing them to engage in all sorts of despicable behavior without any accountability. These officers use their position of power to never racially profile, "find evidence", or engage in other lawful activities, all with their bodycams off. These brave souls embody the spirit of true rebellion against the system and are willing to go the extra mile, even if it means bending a few rules along the way.

These unconventional officers are often misunderstood and face persecution from those who underestimate their commitment to serving and protecting their communities. They possess a unique set of skills and an unwavering dedication to keeping the streets safe, regardless of what the rulebook says.
Example I
Person A: "Did you see that video of Officer Smith planting drugs on that innocent person?"
Person B: "Yeah, that's just Officer Smith being a true Bodycam-Off Police Officer! Making our streets safe"

Example II
Person A: "Isn't it against protocol for officers to turn off their body cameras?"
Person B: "Yeah, but Officer Davis doesn't follow protocol. He's a Bodycam-Off Police Officer who knows how to get shit done!"

Example III
Person A: "I heard Officer Johnson roughed up a suspect pretty badly."
Person B: "That's just Officer Johnson being a hardcore Bodycam-Off Police Officer. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the streets safe!"
by crystalsdefine November 24, 2023
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Office Tag

Derived from the childhood game, Office Tag is the adult version. Players take it in turns to use ever more cunning and ingenious ways to "TAG" each other in the work place. Great time waster with potentially hilarious consequences.....this is a secret game among players so don't get caught by others or its game over!
We were playing "Office Tag" the other day. He tagged me by msn ... I tagged him by text .... he tagged me by fax ... I tagged him by email. It went on for hours but I think he won by changing the position of his keyboard letters to spell TAG....genius!
by Preggo Chick September 11, 2011
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Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
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Head Office

A slang word for someone's partner.
I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office
by zog! November 26, 2021
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