Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.
PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025
Get the Prowling Wolfmug. The name of an "art collective" often associated with the likes of Pizzagate and miscellaneous noncery.
Caused a massive shit storm on 4chan when BritAnon discovered a link between the Convergence Station location in Denver and several Masonic and Pizzagate themed art and installations, including secret "Pizza Mountain" webpages you can input your SSN into, and blatant nonce art on the walls.
Under no circumstances should you put the words rentry with a dot, followed by org, then a slash and meowwolfpizzagate into your address bar. It totally isn't an expose document on the place. Nothing to see here.
Caused a massive shit storm on 4chan when BritAnon discovered a link between the Convergence Station location in Denver and several Masonic and Pizzagate themed art and installations, including secret "Pizza Mountain" webpages you can input your SSN into, and blatant nonce art on the walls.
Under no circumstances should you put the words rentry with a dot, followed by org, then a slash and meowwolfpizzagate into your address bar. It totally isn't an expose document on the place. Nothing to see here.
Avi: Did you head down to Meow Wolf the other day, Shi? I spent $33,000 on pizza and hot dogs
Shimon: Wow, I'll have to check it out after shul. Thanks for the tip. I'll bring my spare handkerchief.
Shimon: Wow, I'll have to check it out after shul. Thanks for the tip. I'll bring my spare handkerchief.
by BigBoiledBond July 23, 2025
Get the Meow Wolfmug. Wolf (Wolfrik) is a kind upstanding man, he is wise and will help wherever you need if you deserve it. Even the Wolf will still most of the time remain calm and act kind to most people. A wolf is also accompanied by a Maya, who is his lovely, kind, caring, cool and gorgeous girlfriend. Wolf tends to show courage and bravery and stands up for and with those he cares for most. Yet he can get quite sensitive around the people he trusts and can be manipulated easily.
by Wolf Looters August 14, 2023
Get the Wolfmug. yoselin. yoselin. yes ....you yoselin. especially you. you're the most alpha-est person out there but also very graceful like a powerful yet elegant fairy. yoselin. you ARE the ONLY alpha fairy wolf out there.
by lvna July 1, 2024
Get the alpha fairy wolfmug. by CodeMeow August 9, 2018
Get the Wolfmug. Basically means you're chilling or vibing. If your homeboy asks you how you're doing, you tell them you're on your wolf wave - XWOLF!EA
by Tyrelljit May 24, 2020
Get the Wolf Wavemug. A man who is a predator who prey on the weak.
A chomo=child molester, sexual divent.
A pathetic,washed up, desperate, dire, loser.
A chomo=child molester, sexual divent.
A pathetic,washed up, desperate, dire, loser.
by Ank602 April 22, 2023
Get the Wolfmug.