Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.

Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.

by CC Creators December 1, 2022

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

Double milk

When you take half a class of chocolaty chocolate milk and half a glass of creamy white milk and you mix them together! Resulting in a tasteful full glass of double milk!

I love a good refreshing glass of double milk after a hard day.

by Theawkwardpiza July 14, 2021

milk dust

is the residue of semen on a piece of clothing

i woke up and found milk dust on my jacket

by smartstocks February 6, 2014

Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male

She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.

by Eric Matthew September 29, 2021

milk diamonds

(N) nipples, especially lactating nipples.

"I drank myself into oblivion on your milk diamonds."

by Hopscotchier January 19, 2016

Milk Range

A measurement of time determined by the expiry date of milk in your fridge. Used to illustrate how close a particular event is. As the event draws closer, the expiry dates on the milk gradually change until the expiry date is after the date of the event, and is thus within 'milk range'.

Oh man, that final exam is now within milk range. Better study up.

by Over the Hill December 26, 2008