Matthew

Matthew is a typical ugly person. Who tried to be hot, but always fails he is pretty big on size. Matthew’s play different variety of sports, but tend to not be any good at American Football. Matthews like to sit on their ass all day and play games that have a lot of cringe or are very old like Fortnite. Matthew tends to be very very dumb, and the typical one always have a dumb friend that is Russian. Matthew is a bad name and don’t name your kids it.

Matthew is dumb

by Smart Guy222 November 9, 2018

Matthew

A straight up gangsta with a massive cock also really likes monkeys( specially Orangutans)

Did you see Matthew watching Orangutan Jungle School, he also has a really big penis.

by Francisco gay cock lover September 25, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a being with the ticcest damn ass youve ever seen. Also, part time mexican hacker cleaner lady on the side.

Did you see Matthew today? His cheeks are looking thiccccc

by nerd boi November 5, 2020

Matthew Griffith

A Matthew Griffith is an individual who will sell out at any moment. Can happen at random at any moment unexpectedly.

Hey is John coming over? No he is going to pull a Matthew Griffith and not show up.

by #whereismatt? April 4, 2015

matthew harper

An two timing bitch who no one wants to be around

I'm glad Matthew Harper is not my boyfriend

by Aiko1208 July 22, 2016

matthew alvarez

Bitch ass nigga that sucks bbc and it gay ass shit.

Bro your being like Matthew Alvarez

by Sgkegejj May 21, 2018

matthews bridge

the "Matthews Bridge" is mentioned in Limp Bizkit's "My Generation". They chant "Take'em to the matthews bridge!!" in a very tough, angry tone, with goals to scare or intimidate the listener, as if taking us to the "Matthews Bridge" seemed threstening.

Nobody really knows what the hell the "Matthews Bridge" is, another reason why Limp Bizkit sucks.

Durst: Oh yea?!!! Hey, John Otto, take this kid to the Matthews Bridge!!

Me: Ooooooh, i'm so scared, ahh, the matthews bridge...

by gplpark92 August 19, 2006