i.e. this is when one derives sexual pleasure contemplating an object or subject, and/or overthinking something outwith their expertise resulting in grandiosity from confirmation bias
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John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
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This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
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Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.
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