Fag Machine

1. Someone that's unbelievebly annoying.
2. A ridiculous person.

1. Sergio is such a fag machine.

by Paulette November 30, 2006

Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

by kswin January 18, 2011

matching grass

a term that actually means matching graphs, but can also be used in term of smoking weed.

dude wanna go match some grass

by thize chizeat April 7, 2003

mathing

What you are doing when completing math homework.

"Hey, want a cookie?" No, i'm MATHING!!"

by blaez kat January 30, 2015

Marching Band

The only sport that requires the top students of the school that many people wish that they were as cool as them Marching Band students and whomever disagrees with Marching Band is the greatest sport then they are 100% jealous of them students being the best

Darn, I wish I was one of them Marching Band students so I can be in the best sport ever.

by Oofeth April 19, 2018

soda machine break up

A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.

"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"

by B Mike December 24, 2007

Jackoff Machine

A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.

He's in the Jackoff machine.

by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011