lazybonics

1. The replacement of regular words in written text with their shortened representations. Also may be combinations of letters and numbers.

-"You are late!" becomes "U R L8!" Lazybonics wurked 4 me!

by 2jetskis September 8, 2010

lazybating

The act of masturbating only after release you were to lazy to clean yourself up.

guy: I love lazybating.

other guy: What's that?

guy: When my hand fucks my dick and I spooge all over myself but just go to sleep afterwards because i'm to lazy to clean myself up.

other guy: Oh.... I don't think many people do that. Ever.

by special salty sauce October 28, 2010

lazythumb speak

It's the act of turning a seemingly normal sentence, or group of sentences, into gibberish by way of a lazy thumb on the touch-pad of a laptop. The lazy thumb refocuses the cursor to another portion of the sentence while the frenzied typist continues unknowingly. This normally comes off looking like someone communicating in their second language, or possible the experiment of the monkey and the typewriter.

Jim95: "Everythiall the sun got in my eyng went real thI miss wintere other daahahahahy except when I was trying to hit the bes and caused me to miss, and look foolish. Damn sun, hahaha"

dudette: "wft is that supposed to mean? LOL"

Jim95: "sorry... lazythumb speak that"

by Jim95 December 27, 2011

Lazymorn

Casually waiting for an urge to move.

I’ll do that later I am having a lazymorn.

by Power Words June 5, 2018

Lazymalist

Being a minimalist due to laziness or lazy habit

Minimalist is the interior design style of my two lazymalist next door neighbors to easily get through with their household chores.

by OreoTime1 December 18, 2018

LazyPanda

Lazypanda - someone who can not be bothered to part take in sexual activity, coined due to Panda's lack of sexual activity being a prime reason for their near extinction.

Emma - "He can get it up, he just doesn't use it"
Karl - "That is cos he is a lazypanda"

Karl - "Its been weeks and we've still not done it"
Emma - "Maybe she is being a lazypanda?"

by THElazypanda April 30, 2010

lazyneer

lazyneer is the owner of a zombie survival server in tf2

lazyneer is so lazy

by ur mom kid January 12, 2019