lazybating

The act of masturbating only after release you were to lazy to clean yourself up.

guy: I love lazybating.

other guy: What's that?

guy: When my hand fucks my dick and I spooge all over myself but just go to sleep afterwards because i'm to lazy to clean myself up.

other guy: Oh.... I don't think many people do that. Ever.

by special salty sauce October 28, 2010

ladybating

Masturbation done by a female (girl, woman, lady, etc.)

Dave: "Where's Sue?"
Mike: "She's in her room ladybating."
Dave: "Nice."
Mike: "I know."

by ProblemBadger July 9, 2009

Lazerating

The human ability to smear ones lips with chapstick, or some sort of lubricant. Wich in turn, makes them feel better. Alot better.

Hold on a sec, putting the phone down..im lazerating.

by Alice IssaBell Wonderland April 19, 2010