lazybating 

The act of masturbating only after release you were to lazy to clean yourself up.

guy: I love lazybating.

other guy: What's that?

guy: When my hand fucks my dick and I spooge all over myself but just go to sleep afterwards because i'm to lazy to clean myself up.

other guy: Oh.... I don't think many people do that. Ever.

lazybating by special salty sauce October 28, 2010

ladybating 

Masturbation done by a female (girl, woman, lady, etc.)

Dave: "Where's Sue?"
Mike: "She's in her room ladybating."
Dave: "Nice."
Mike: "I know."

ladybating by ProblemBadger July 9, 2009

Lazerating

The human ability to smear ones lips with chapstick, or some sort of lubricant. Wich in turn, makes them feel better. Alot better.

Hold on a sec, putting the phone down..im lazerating.

Lazerating by Alice IssaBell Wonderland April 19, 2010