shpongle knob

The male alternative to a vajazzle.

Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick

“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”

by Smithyprick May 7, 2018

knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 12, 2013

knob

Slang for penis

I need that knob.

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

dirty knob

A control stick for a video game console that has been coveted in Flamin' Hot Cheetos residue. Normally handed directly to an unsuspecting individual by a friend who has recently consumed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

God dammit Dominic!! You've created a dirty knob! How am I supposed to play metal gear solid now??

by herbertdroo October 11, 2022

Knob

Knob, first class Dickhead,

Hey Tony, your a knob
Come on Luke, I am not that bad, I am a good bloke.
Are you sure Tony? You are a first class Knob

by Luke1969 October 17, 2018

Cob Knob

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.

Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Kenosha Knob Job

Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.

Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.

by Trophy1 November 17, 2021