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main job

Used to counter the sentence you have said before hand and turn whatever you said into the opposite meaning. Typically used when being sarcastic
by Shiftme February 22, 2020
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Floe job

"Dude, that Lapp dance in Rovaniemi last night totally got me a hot floe job!"
by bunnyluvr September 22, 2012
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brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head
I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird
by suckmyash September 5, 2015
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Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"
by Sinkliner May 27, 2018
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Beau Job

A job that is most satisfactorily completed with the use of Beau's rare and specialized set of skills.
That looks like a great Beau job!
by Not steve November 4, 2012
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Blanal job

The act of post anal where ur dick is black covered with shit then u make ur bitch suck the dick until the dick is visible again
John: my bitch gave me the best blanal job last night

Mom: kink shit
by Cuckshky buckshky October 17, 2019
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job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.
Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"
by Krkič December 9, 2019
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