This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.
Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
by Huey Long August 14, 2009
Get the Tom Jones Theorymug. by Duke Richards June 27, 2008
Get the dog piss jonesmug. primarily the bassist of led zeppelin. he was an awesome bassist, keyboardist, mandolin player, and skilled at many other instruments.
by ledzeppelinrocks January 3, 2004
Get the john paul jonesmug. A person that is so skinny, you can almost see the bones on his/her body.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.
Damn Kingwai, eat some food so that you ain't a skinny bones jones.
That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.
That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.
by tadowta June 20, 2006
Get the skinny bones jonesmug. A white person who tries to stay in good standing with black people even if it involves slamming his/ her own race. (especially, if prior to doing it, he/ she says that they hate to do it.)
Chad Dukes constantly poses as a White Tom Jones by referring that the "white man" is always looking out for their own and constantly bringing down the "black man."
by dc sports talk April 9, 2010
Get the White Tom Jonesmug. A maximum security prison in Greenville, South Carolina that masquerades as an institution of higher learning.
The people who run the place think along the same lines of the "Shakers", who think the outside world with all its sex, rock, movies, and other good things are actually evil.
Extreme Christian fundamentalism is its doctrine. Christians who really don't know any better go there instead of a fully accredited liberal arts college. Students think it's a good place only because they are constantly told that it is a good place. People who do know better would say fuck all that!
Now, it would be unfair to say everything about it is bad. What energy they don't use for sex, eating, and other necessary functions of life, they put into art, music, and theater. The choirs and orchestras are top notch, and the theater productions are as well. But you have to think, is all that really worth it? I don't think so.
The people who run the place think along the same lines of the "Shakers", who think the outside world with all its sex, rock, movies, and other good things are actually evil.
Extreme Christian fundamentalism is its doctrine. Christians who really don't know any better go there instead of a fully accredited liberal arts college. Students think it's a good place only because they are constantly told that it is a good place. People who do know better would say fuck all that!
Now, it would be unfair to say everything about it is bad. What energy they don't use for sex, eating, and other necessary functions of life, they put into art, music, and theater. The choirs and orchestras are top notch, and the theater productions are as well. But you have to think, is all that really worth it? I don't think so.
My sister went to Bob Jones University. She's now a constant Biblethumper who nobody wants to be around.
by RKnotrkellyfan October 21, 2008
Get the Bob Jones Universitymug. (n.)
Attractive Welsh actress married to Michael Douglas. Won an Oscar in 2002 for her role as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Is a big fan of suing tabloids.
Attractive Welsh actress married to Michael Douglas. Won an Oscar in 2002 for her role as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Is a big fan of suing tabloids.
by pushit July 24, 2008
Get the Catherine Zeta Jonesmug.