Gaga Beans

A pair of very exquisite, shiny, polished round meat rolled into a flap which is then identified as a "hairy ball sack"

"Suck on these gaga beans!" Exclaimed Robby!

by Gaga Bean April 17, 2017

cooter beans

Hispanic female who is acting in an aggressive manner.

Man Maria is acting like a real cooter beans

by Jbalright August 13, 2018

Ripe Bean

An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"

Woman: "lick my ripe bean"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

Beans moment

A moment that is so awesome that it makes you want to eat and have an orgasmic moment at the same time.

Person 1: bro my mommy just died but I also got a triple feed

Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude

by Beans chungus June 27, 2021

bean lip

Crusty ass lips

Damn cuz you got bean lip

by dizzysimon February 26, 2015

Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018