A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2018
Verb: Most intimate of all kisses. One puts one's anus next to one's partner's anus and puckers them together to make a kiss. The hand sign for it is two fists together and then a kiss motion and moving away from each other in an OK gesture.
I gave my beloved the brown kiss, our love has never been greater. It is most intimate of all kisses.
by Willabark April 14, 2014
Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode December 30, 2017
Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait
by The EBT Swashbuckler May 22, 2016
A street named Brown. Generally named after someone famous who had Brown as a surname.
Nothing sexual at all, so don't overanalyze it.
Nothing sexual at all, so don't overanalyze it.
by Danathebanana December 10, 2010
shitting your pants on the golf course
by MontourGolf22222 February 08, 2023
oh John you fucking did it again,
"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"
"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"
by the fabricator November 30, 2017