Rebecca Black

A 13-year-old lyrical genius and inspiration to us all. She is best known for her passion for breakfast, her existential struggle with major life decisions such as vehicular seating locations, and her uncanny knack for calendar interpretation.

Philosophical Quotes from Rebecca Black:

-Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
-Which seat can I take?
-Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.

by tincan12345 April 3, 2011

BLACK MOMBA

to take your penis and slap somebody in the face with it

Dude! Last night i totally black momba'd you when you were sleeping!

by BWAY! October 4, 2004

Vince Black

In the lexicon of drinks.
Vodka (preferably Ketel One) and creme soda known as a Vince Black.

"Bar keep, I'll have a vodka and creme soda."

"One Vince Black coming right up"

"Sweet"

by IamLegendHeisLegend November 8, 2015

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

black rail

when an unsuspecting white sorority girl gets dicked by a black frat bro

Vivian: "Girl, didn't he take a picture of her naked and use it to blackmail her for more sex?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, first the blackmail, then the black rail!"

by Im A Beast September 5, 2021

Black cracka

A black man who eats tons of hamburgers a per day and is super obese like a typical white American. A typical job of a black cracka is moderating discord because of his weight.

Mike is a black cracka. He sits on his laptop and moderates discord while eating hamburgers.

by Saitama 777 February 28, 2022

Skyler Black

Skyler Black is an amazing heart felt person, he is beautiful inside and out, he always makes the people around him laugh. He is determined to become successful in his life. He has the sexiest dimple in the world and will hands down make you the happiest person ever. He always makes sick beats and can sing like an angle sent from heaven. With the sexiest body and the most creative brain.

skyler is mine

skyler Black

by Wifey December 6, 2018