Handrive

To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down

When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!

by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008

Haderakermash

the ultimate wrestling move. the person wishing to do the Haderakermash gets down on his/her knees, puts his/her head down and makes a loud pig noise while chasing his/her opponent accross the room.

omg i cant believe it he just used the Haderakermash on her!

Michael go on do the Haderakermash its sooooo funny!

by BeeDavieezz February 8, 2008

handbrakes on

expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.

"so sorry can't stay to chat but my handbrakes on 3 and I've just got to unload my breakfast"

by Chris the Chef January 7, 2008

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief wrapped around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008

Handkerchiefing

When 2 gay men masturbabe each other using handkerchiefs (handkerbation), the aim is to fill the handerkerchiefs with hanky cum

"Hey Bob, do you want to go to the movies tonight'?

'Nah - me and Derek are going to be Handkerchiefing"

by Hanky Chiefer October 15, 2008

Hanerism

Removing the sense of reality from events and memories and replacing them with fantastical scenarios. Usually followed by the sufferer desperately trying to convince the nearest person of this warped version of reality. First recorded sufferer cannot be named but was known to some as a Japanese flower girl.

"no chris! They played with lollypops and gumdrops in the first world war... Stop trying to twist things!"

"no hans...that's another hanerism -.-"

by Cristobell May 1, 2009

Handelo

Handelo is the Spanish version of "handel", meaning you just took care of business or you need to take care of your business.

I.E.

Person 1- I need to go spit some game at this girl!

Person 2- Handelo!

by Jose Luis sin censura January 13, 2011