Hairy Cretin

A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"

by Holobalales June 1, 2024

hairy pocket

Vagina

Howabout that hairy pocket tho

by notAllNames November 28, 2017

hairy otter

A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)

Hairy Otter is the best!!!

by *blink blink* April 4, 2021

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

hairy turncul

A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.

Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer

by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla

When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock

BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION

by CUMDROP CUM HANDLE April 1, 2021

Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 25, 2013