you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

A hangover

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

by Javid-19 January 13, 2022

The waffle house has found its new host

The waffle house has found its new host

The waffle house has found its new host

by TWHHFINH January 14, 2023

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.

I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

Randy has nothing to do with any divine witchcraft person

Randy has nothing to do with any divine witchcraft person

Randy has nothing to do with any divine witchcraft person

by Real Alberto June 1, 2022

Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table

What Kanye West said to Alex Jones

"Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler"
- Kanye West

by TheSmallestBird April 2, 2023