Gooses 

A combination of 'deuces' meaning goodbye or I'm leaving, and 'gars' which is another word for cheap cigars used for rolling marijuana. Used as a verb to describe someone going out to buy blunts.

You better be gooses before you come over to burn.

Do we need to be gooses?

Gooses by Warbaby Fox April 28, 2015

Goose 

An animal that a gentleman has

That was RUDE! You do not come into a gentlemans house and touch his goose!

Goose by Cute definitions November 24, 2016

Goose Nips 

A more meaningful name for goose bumps.

When Andrew walked outside without a shirt, he felt a chilly breeze. "Brrrr, it's so I can feel goose nips all over my skin."

Goose Nips by Peaky Breeki January 12, 2018

Rapist Goose 

1. put your hands out like you're about to fly
2. bend your elbows
3. flatten your palms
4. drag your knees and toes across the floor at the same time
5. gather really unnecessary laughs
6. suck my fat ass dick

"dude, he's doing the rapist goose like... uh... fucking tim russert."

Rapist Goose by davefuck January 19, 2010

The Goose

Another name for Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, aka LSD. Only used in certain exclusive underground circles.

Tonight we're gonna get loose with The Goose and watch the Northern Lights.

The Goose by Dickhead with Clipboard October 8, 2011

Goose 

A goose is a term used for a relatively disgusting female. Usually one whom lacks beauty in one or more physical features. It is also not uncommon for a male, upon seeing a goose, to honk at her as if he is disturbed. Not to be confused for a fat or large female, which would be referred to as a hippo or a walrus.

Man 1: Ayy dude, guess what!? I got it in yesterday.
Man 2: Ewww your trippin.. That bitch was a goose.

Goose by Gary_G October 12, 2010

Goose 

Someone who's being/acting silly or says stupid things.

Nik, your such a goose!

Goose by Dee_izme May 25, 2006