by DSZ November 25, 2005

by pseudonym1023859264 February 17, 2017

Some one you would consider a boner, tool or a duesche bag (for lack of more descriptive words), who is also a push-over. Someone that means absolutely nothing to you.
by Shane Mahoney April 14, 2008

A variation of a Hot Carl. When you place a piece of plastic wrap on the girls face then shit on her face.
Final conclusion = A stained glass window
Final conclusion = A stained glass window
by Chris Eastwood May 13, 2005

by Fykislame January 19, 2017

When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.
"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."
by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.
I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday
by VanMan423 July 10, 2003
