just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

horse fucked

being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.

Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.

by less indifference April 22, 2006

bear fucker

One who pretends to fuck a bear to get the police's attention (as seen in the movie Super Troopers).

"Excuse me...bear....BEAR FUCKER! Do you need assistance?"

by Mister Hat April 19, 2007

Puppet Fucker

A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.

I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.

by quijibo July 25, 2006

get fucked

Used by Australians to define anything. Second most used word there after "cunt". Can be used when something amazing happens, e.g. Timmy Cahill scoring a stunner or your mate breaking the speed drinking record of your local pub (also known as the Cahillian Challenge )

1. "Timmy Cahill sliding out back...Oh get fucked! Get absolutely fucked!"

2."I've just beaten ol' Mike at ping pong" "Get fucked!"

by bydy2 February 14, 2015

Osama bin Fucker

A negative word for Osama bin Laden, the mastermind behind 9/11.

You don't need a sentence.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

fucked six ways to sunday

plastered

as I sit here writing this definition, I am fucked six ways to Sunday, thank god for spell check.

by jmas13 August 5, 2009