Flat chop

Another word for a womans vagina.

Man that woman had a tight flat chop

by CAptainlimpdick December 21, 2018

Flat cock

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps

Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already

by Flatcock23 January 07, 2020

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 29, 2017

Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats

'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC

by Leo WU August 12, 2022

Flat XP

A flat XP season is a season in Fortnite where every level is 80,000 XP and no more above. The last non-flat XP season was introduced in Chapter 3, and is a season where the XP consecutively increases each level and becomes harder to level up.

A flat XP season is not very common to see, as Fortnite mainly only adds flat XP seasons on mainly every season.

Flat XP: I need 80,000 XP to level up
Non-flat XP: I need 1,600,000 XP to level up (usually at level higher than 200)

by poofart96 August 19, 2023