Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by medgear March 14, 2025

FLAMES

The FLAMES game is a simple, popular game where you determine the potential relationship status between two people based on their names, with FLAMES standing for Friend, Love, Affection, Marriage, Enemy, and Sister. you write two peoples names and remove all common letters between them, next write the world FLAMES and how many letters left which are uncommon keep counting by removing after amount of letters the last letter would be F, L, A , M, E, S it might just lead you up on what it is.

Bro no way, i just got a F(friend) by doing FLAMES

by Uncle Xavier(Pakulu Papito) March 31, 2025

Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

Flamelifter

**Flamelifter**

*noun*

1. (slang) A sneaky person who "accidentally" pockets someone else's lighter, often with a sly grin or feigned innocence.

2. A habitual lighter thief, known for walking off with your Bic or Zippo when you’re not looking.

*Note:* Usually playful but can be annoying when you’re left without a light.

1. I had to buy a new lighter after that flamelifter Josh "borrowed" mine at the bonfire.

2. Watch your stuff around her, she’s a notorious flamelifter at every smoke sesh.

by Матроскин April 16, 2025

Flame Bunny

A person who exclusively dates firefighters, EMTs, and paramedics. The go station to station and even town to town hoping to recreate the sex scene from Backdraft in atleast one of them. They’ve scene every first responder movie ever and will tell you Fireproof is their favorite movie. Their main victims are usually the young rookies.

“If you do this a couple years you’ll come across a flame bunny or two. Do it for life one or two might end up your ex wives.”

by FFBarnes441 April 19, 2025

Flame Bunny

A person who exclusively dates firefighters, EMTs, and paramedics. The go station to station and even town to town hoping to recreate the sex scene from Backdraft in atleast one of them. They’ve scene every first responder movie ever and will tell you Fireproof is their favorite movie. Their main victims are usually the young rookies.

“If you do this a couple years you’ll come across a flame bunny or two. Do it for life one or two might end up your ex wives.”

by FFBarnes441 April 19, 2025

Flame Wash

When a person pretends to wash his hands by passing them through a faucet stream akin to a person passing his hands through a flame without burning himself.

Wow...that guy just exited the stall and flame washed his hands before returning to work in the kitchen.

by SINJim July 13, 2025