by someshit123456789 January 13, 2009
Get the fag eyemug. Someone who constantly looks for an excuse to use their knife to accomplish trivial tasks that could easily be solved using you bare hands/teeth.
Dave: "Oh sweet a pack of skittles!"
*Pulls out knife from belt clip*
Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"
Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."
Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."
*Pulls out knife from belt clip*
Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"
Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."
Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."
by RaGeQuaKe September 11, 2011
Get the knife fagmug. A "Vag Fag" (pronounced with a soft g in Vag), which is short for "vagina faggot", can refer to any homosexual woman. It is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don't know what a "Vag Fag" is. It may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, "dyke".
by Styles84 September 6, 2011
Get the vag fagmug. A man that realizes he is gay halfway through the life cycle of a typical American Male. This person will usually come out of the closet after they have already had children and a stable Career. The rest is nothing but pure akwardness.
Me: Dude John Travolta is gay!!!
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag
by itsdoubleD January 17, 2011
Get the Lag Fagmug. When two male's either homosexual or sometimes not engage in sexual intercourse or foreplay.
Fagging off can also be used to create a sense of discomfort around non gay men!
Fagging off can also be used to create a sense of discomfort around non gay men!
by Poot Machine September 24, 2011
Get the Fagging Offmug. A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.
B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.
C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.
B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.
C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.
1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?
2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.
Friends?
2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.
by Dean_Jungmin October 14, 2012
Get the hag's fagmug. Cool Guy: Yo fatass you a scrum fag mother fucker.
Fatass: Tru lmfao!!!!
Cool Guy: Stfu bitch ass scrum fag eat another Big Mac. 😎
Fatass: Tru lmfao!!!!
Cool Guy: Stfu bitch ass scrum fag eat another Big Mac. 😎
by DilfNigga November 29, 2015
Get the Scrum Fagmug.