Lag Fag

A man that realizes he is gay halfway through the life cycle of a typical American Male. This person will usually come out of the closet after they have already had children and a stable Career. The rest is nothing but pure akwardness.

Me: Dude John Travolta is gay!!!
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag

by itsdoubleD January 17, 2011

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fag eye

When you get cigarette smoke in your eye and it fuckin hurts!

Shit, just got double fag eye

by someshit123456789 January 13, 2009

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vag fag

A "Vag Fag" (pronounced with a soft g in Vag), which is short for "vagina faggot", can refer to any homosexual woman. It is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don't know what a "Vag Fag" is. It may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, "dyke".

Ellen DeGeneres is a vag fag.

by Styles84 September 6, 2011

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knife fag

Someone who constantly looks for an excuse to use their knife to accomplish trivial tasks that could easily be solved using you bare hands/teeth.

Dave: "Oh sweet a pack of skittles!"

*Pulls out knife from belt clip*

Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"

Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."

Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."

by RaGeQuaKe September 11, 2011

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Fagging Off

When two male's either homosexual or sometimes not engage in sexual intercourse or foreplay.
Fagging off can also be used to create a sense of discomfort around non gay men!

Tom "you where drunk last night Dave, you actually started fagging off with Tim"

Dave ":O"

by Poot Machine September 24, 2011

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