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Discord Dick

When someone on Discord is being mean and unreasonable for no reason at all.
Man, Kyle was being such a discord dick last night. He was just putting everyone down for no reason.
by Besser435 December 2, 2018
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Discord citizen day

Discord citizen day is for the normal discord people of the servers, this day takes place after discord mod day, december 11th. The discrd citizens can do whatever, hangout, and not have to worry about dealing with the mods, owner, admins, etc. And they can do whatever (but keep nsfw, offensive memes in the appropriate channels, and be nice) and break some rules like talking about games in the wrong channel, etc (the little rules). But this is to help the citizens cope after discord mod day.

-MrGamerGuy
Yw
Discord citizen day is for the discord normal people
-MrGamerGuy
by MrGamerGyy December 11, 2020
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discord

I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear
Someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony
What a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
May: have u herd discord yet?
June: yeah it is good song
by Swapsansfan April 7, 2022
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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Kell Discord

Kell is an woman that likes to spend her time on the app named "Discord." and is identified as an "E Thot" what is an E Thot? An E Thot is someone ( Typically A Woman ) who decides to virtually date countless amount of the opposite or same gender and leave them just to get with another E Partner. She also likes to suck on bananas.
"There's no way Kell Discord is already with another man . 💀"
by Tenjou. April 11, 2022
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tlm discord

Harry: yo homie whats yo fav dsc server?
Voldy: The Little Mix obv tlm discord
by Rookie504 September 17, 2021
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discord rule day

on this day (march 11th) all rules in a discord server are enforced twice as strictly, breaking a rule will result in TWO warning and will be treated as if you broke the rule twice.
me: GUYS DONT GO ON DISCORD TOMORROW

everyone: why

me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW

everyone: P A N I C
by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
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