suck dick

the action I would like to be partaking in currently.

I would like to suck dick right now.

by UpsetStomach.Org July 23, 2021

dick smoker

Homosexual man

Larry is a dick smoker

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Dick Belly

The art of whipping ones genitalia across the stomach of cohort in an act of celebration and/or punishment.

When Bob gets back from London, he anticipates getting a massive "dick belly" from his friends who are celebrating the latest championship.

by Matt Farren June 18, 2008

Husband Dick

A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’

by dll1302 December 13, 2021

dagger dick

Referring to XXXTENTACTION, it's when one's dick has length but no girth.

I fucked a nigga last night who pulled a good 9 inches but he had a skinny ass dagger dick so I didn't cum

by afgdfgsdgdsgf March 30, 2017

dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

by Char H April 27, 2007

Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013