Crittleute

A extremely rare definition of crip

What up crittleute fuhultang going on

by The unforgiven rambler December 11, 2025

Art Critic

A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.

Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.

by Adaaaaaaam March 25, 2009

Snitchy Critchy

(male) person with disappointing private parts

You snitchy critchy! I knew you couldn't stand up to your reputation.

by bob inifinite November 9, 2012

Harriet Critchlow Syndrome

When a nerdy girl undergoes puberty and develops a pleasurable aesthetic and personality change, appearing as if undertaking more sexual acts ( a girl gets hot and slutty out of nowhere)

Guy:" Dude, did jenny fletcher get hot all of a sudden?"
Dude: "oh yeah man, shes got major harriet critchlow syndrome."

by master-pwanker September 18, 2015

Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch

Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters

by Googoogagagaga March 28, 2017

frisky critter

a person who is of playful intelligence, yet always manages to take matters too far. usually a person wearing a cap of some sort, and always wears the same hoodie to class every day.

"Aaron, back you frisky critter!"

by Good Meme Time December 13, 2017

Dogg Critic

Dogg Critic, or known as Commander Critic/Xx_Soviet_N_Stuff_xX is a user from Closedverse and Discord that post dank memes on certain times.

He is sometime loyal to users and understands how they feel, but at other times, he'll be a bit stubborn, but it's rare.
Also, he's that one dude you meet in your life that's hangs out with you most of the time, and will help you out.

"Dogg Critic is very considerate."

by Macy The Calm December 15, 2017