covid thriving

1. The absence of personal crises during a global pandemic

2. Maintaining a status quo of any kind against a backdrop of systemic collapse

Gary told me he hasn’t cried at work since Tuesday, he’s really covid thriving

by Tamarshmallow March 26, 2022

Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine

I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop

by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

Re-COVID

v. When you get the Rona for a second time.

After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.

by Pundummy April 30, 2020

covid rapist

A person who does not practice social distancing or wears a mask, especially in a closed environments where they will more likely spread covid

Everyone did their best to bring down the R number, but it only took one covid rapist to double it.

by waryal January 28, 2021

CoVID-22

Monkeypox

CoVID-22 is starting to spread.

by Zlaze September 13, 2022

Covid Pace

Covid Pace is the safe and smart approach to dating, courting and discovering someone you met on a dating app. It slows the process down, like it or not. So, slow your roll! The hope is that time invested will pay dividends when masks, costs, shoes, Sox and unmentionables go flying.

Dude 1: are you getting anywhere with the woman from Match?
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!

Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !

by Guy on the Bridge of course! February 20, 2021

covid hoard

Noun. The bunch of food, water and stuff that doesnt go bad and paper products that you hoarded so that your ready for a shut down... oh sorry bro excuse my covid hoard... last time I went to the store I could only get 1 pack of water but I got a shit ton of cereal and chips.

Yo dont worry about my covid hoard in the side room. I dont wanna run out of cereal or water again!

by Jokester72 September 26, 2020